1. high-school-fling:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    freezerburnt-capsicle:

    dontbeanassbutt:

    boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

    jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

    penis

    thanks for your contribution

  2. boomsticks-and-firewater:

    puellamagidolaon:

    lovrdlogic:

    When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

    Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

    Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

  3. bagofbadgers:

    romeo and juliet au where everyone is a girl and the two families are roller derby teams. lesbian roller derby romeo + juliet

  4. vivzie-pop:

    theotherwesley:

    Me getting up in the morning like 

    Hittin’ the keyboard like

    Friends comin’ online like



    DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

    reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

  5. Day 2 of owning my new laptop. I have not yet viewed anything NSFW. Moral fiber regenerating. On an unrelated note, I’ve been more on edge and I bit clean through a phonebook this morning.

  6. creppysong:

ironicdavestrider:

notallfeminists:

johnnysjetpack:


Pharrell had the beat and he wrote almost every single part of the song.
Thicke: “He wrote the whole thing pretty much by himself and I was envious of that.”
Williams backed up Thicke’s limited involvement in the writing, adding that he himself wrote those terrible lyrics, and not Thicke, as widely believed/assumed/hoped.
[vmusic.com]

But no one will call him out on it!

The first thing I thought when I read this was: they’ll ignore this. 

This doesn’t get Robin Thicke off the hook though? He supported these lyrics and went along with it. He’s just as much at fault as Pharrell Williams. They’re both rape sympathists.

Yea like he still sang it, they’re both trash. This doesn’t absolve him of anything at all.

    creppysong:

    ironicdavestrider:

    notallfeminists:

    johnnysjetpack:

    Pharrell had the beat and he wrote almost every single part of the song.

    Thicke: “He wrote the whole thing pretty much by himself and I was envious of that.”

    Williams backed up Thicke’s limited involvement in the writing, adding that he himself wrote those terrible lyrics, and not Thicke, as widely believed/assumed/hoped.

    [vmusic.com]

    But no one will call him out on it!

    The first thing I thought when I read this was: they’ll ignore this

    This doesn’t get Robin Thicke off the hook though? He supported these lyrics and went along with it. He’s just as much at fault as Pharrell Williams. They’re both rape sympathists.

    Yea like he still sang it, they’re both trash. This doesn’t absolve him of anything at all.

  7. bexinterrobang:

    relyonloveonceinawhile:

    whatmariadidnext:

    two4fit:

    TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

    "WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

    "It’s mildly breezy outside."

    "Woman has legs."

  8. aeon-fux:

    who’s the best dog in the world? 

  9. awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

    awashinreverb:

    westbor0baptistchurch:

    I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

    This meme is so good it has end credits

About me

Michael. 21. Half Mexican, half white. College student. Straight~. Psych major. Other convenient sentence fragments.
I’m a very liberal guy who is very passionate about social justice. Whoever you are, I almost certainly want to be your friend, so drop me a message sometime! :)